ABOUT WIVES

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you.
"The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.———————————————————
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience