Time To LAUGH

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today,
everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
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Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na....
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Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM..
What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Do you know the similarity between
"Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"
Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!